1、A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so inShe is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱 。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说 。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说 。“再给你两分钱 。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
【有哪些简单的趣味英语小故事 有哪些简单的趣味英语小故事一览】“她是个卖糖果的 。”
2、Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.
服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的.
3、How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头 ， 它可扔掉多少木头呢?它会扔掉 ， 它会，尽全力把木头扔掉 。假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，它会尽全力扔掉一只美洲旱獭能扔的木头 。
