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【伍迪艾伦名言】 1、The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. 我和我老婆唯一一次同时获得高潮是在法官签署离婚文件时 。
2、The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. 欣赏和喜欢你拥有的东西 ， 而不是你没有的东西 ， 你才能快乐 。
3、When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. 我被绑架后 ， 我父母立即采取行动——他们把我的房间租了出去 。
4、You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. 如果你放弃所有让你想活到一百岁的东西 ， 你就可以活到一百岁 。
5、免费的性是最贵的
6、Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. 死亡是少数几件只要躺下就能完成的事情之一 。
7、I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 我不怕死 ， 我只是不想在我死的时候在场 。
8、I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. 我并不相信有来生 ， 尽管我带上了供换洗的内衣裤 。
9、It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. 人似乎分为好人和坏人 。 好人睡得好一些 ， 而坏人似乎能更好地享受醒着的时间 。
