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当你坐到了毛概课的课堂上 ， 却发现手机不在口袋里 。02
When you sit down for a political propaganda class and suddenly realise your phone is not in your pocket.
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急诊室门口，下巴脱臼的病人们正在排队等待治疗 。03
Patients with dislocated jaws are lining up outside the emergency department waiting for their treatment.
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When your hands slipped when tearing a bread and you accidentally punched your dog in the eye with your elbow.04
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拿铁05
Latte
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春季限定樱花拿铁06
Spring-Limited Sakura Latte
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冰美式07
Iced Americano
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你是个好人 ， 不过你脸太黑 。08
You are a good guy. But you just don't look like someone who see eye to eye with fortune.
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就跟你说不要戴着耳机睡觉啊 。09
Told you not to sleep with your earphones still on.
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Two elephants are fighting using qing kung.10
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去内蒙的站票了解一下 。11
Would you like to know about the standing tickets to Inner Mongolia?
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My freshly made manicures can't touch water!12
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喜欢扔粉笔头的老师发现全班都睡着之后，准备放大招了 。13
The teacher who loves shooting chalk stumps just found out the whole class has fallen asleep. So she's about to bring out a super strike.
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在自己的葬礼上听说他们要宣读你5年前的QQ空间 。14
When you're at your own funeral and hear that they are gonna publicly read out your facebook posts from 5 years ago.
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被路人多看了几眼就以为人家对自己有意思 。15
Someone who thought a passer-by was into him just because he saw her looked at him for a second.
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Close. Close. I'm nearly touching it!16
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——每个月花20美元就能把你的孩子寄存在云端，您看怎……17
——成交 。
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正在度假的马云又听到旁边有人在引用他没说过的话 。18
When Jack Ma is on a vacation and eardrops again that someone is citing him for something he didn't say.
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猫：不是说要去买小鱼干吗？！为什么我看到前面是兽医诊所？！19
Cat: Aren't we going for anchovies? Why am I seeing the vet's clinic there??!!
狗：习惯就好 。
Dog: You'll get used to this.
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奶奶听到了《希望的田野上》 ， 不由自主开始蹦迪 。20
Grandma heardI Will Always Love Youand switched into disco mode right away.
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当你花了半个小时也没拧开瓶盖的时候，你作为一名独立、能干、新时代女性的世界观开始崩塌 。
【送你20个英文笑话，“包”治百病！不笑算我输！】When you spent half an hour and still couldn't open a bottle, you started to doubt whether you're really an independent, capable and modern woman as you thougt you were.
